You might be a boy mom if . . .
you are taking a much-needed nap on the couch and you are woken up by a bouncing nine year old, requesting you to make a bow IMMEDIATELY. You groggily ask:
and this is more important than me getting some sleep why?
Well, duh! There are bad guys out there!
. . . tee hee!
Boys may not always be the most considerate little beings to raise, but gosh darn it, they sure are fun to have around.